Swear like a Parisian: 61 French Swear Words Your Teacher Doesn’t Want You to Know

However you may feel about them, swear words are a part of most languages, so at least being able to recognize them is an important stop on the road to fluency. Swear words (gros mots) in French are especially important, since in general, the French tend to be pretty open about them.

For example, many French television channels don’t censor obscene words and phrases — although there are some exceptions (including reality shows that use the “beep” to seem more American). This, and the fact that swear words to some degree feature in many people’s everyday conversations, means that as you hone your French, you’re bound to be exposed to gros mots.

Here is a handy a list of the major French swear words (yes, there are a lot) and expressions that commonly go along with them.

Fuck in French and other swear words related to sex

woman closing bedroom curtain

Baiser – To fuck 

This can be used literally (On a bien baisé — We had a good fuck.) or figuratively (800 euros pour faire la vidange?! Ce mécanicien m’a bien baisé. – 800 euros for an oil change?! That mechanic really fucked me.)  It can also be used in its reflexive form: Je me suis fait baiser – I got fucked over.

Beyond the bad word: This is perhaps the most dangerous French swear word for foreign speakers because, while it’s incredibly vulgar, when used other ways, it’s not vulgar at all.

Un baiser is a kiss, and baiser is one of the verb forms for giving a kiss. When it’s used as a verb, you have to use context to understand whether it’s obscene or not.  For example, if you see, Il s’est agenouillé devant la reine et lui a baisé la main (He knelt before the queen and kissed her hand), you would assume it means the man is kissing the queen’s hand, not fucking it (unless you’re reading fetish porn, in which case…maybe.).

Another way baiser is dangerous is that it can be confused with the verb baisser – to lower.  The key, of course, is that the double “s” makes the “s” sound soft, unlike in baiser, where the “s” sounds like a “z”.  Still, when extremely tired, I have been known to say Baise le volume!  So, remain on your guard when this word comes around.

Niquer – another way to say fuck in French

Beyond the bad word: Unlike English, the French language has different, specific words for the different forms of “fuck”.  In this case, niquer describes the action and can’t be transformed into an adjective, etc. Like its synonym baiser, it can be used both literally and figuratively.

Nique ta mère – Fuck your mother

This is the most common phrase you’ll hear with this verb. It’s also the meaning of the name of seminal French rap group NTM.

More French swear words related to sex

Bite – Dick. A vulgar word for the body part, not for a person who acts like an asshole (for that, see many of the other words on this list).

Beyond the bad word: Verlan is a type of French slang where the syllables of a word are reversed.  One of the most common Verlan words you’ll encounter is teub – that’s right, “bite”.

chatte – Pussy.That is, an obscene word for the female sex organ. The French don’t use this in the other sense of “pussy” in English, a weak, cowardly male.  In that case, they would say lopette, or use one of its slightly less vulgar and problematic cousins, mauviette.

Branler – to jerk off. This word also means “to shake or wobble” and can be used in that innocent context, too.

Qu’est-ce que tu branles ? – What the hell have you been doing? This is usually used to express frustration with how long someone is taking to do something.

Branleur – a wanker.

Rien à branler – [I/You/He/She/It/We/They] don’t/didn’t give a shit/a fuck.

This can be used as a stand-alone expression, or as part of a sentence.

Examples: Jean a encore porté ses bottes pleines de boue dans la maison.  Il en a rien à branler ! (Jean wore his muddy boots in the house again!  He doesn’t give a shit!)

Jean n’en a rien à branler de tes règles – il a encore porté ses bottes dans la maison. (Jean doesn’t give a shit about your rules – he wore his boots in the house again.)

S’en branler. Literally “to jerk oneself off with it”, this delightful phrase shows how little a person respects the situation/something that’s being said.  The best equivalent I’ve ever seen is in the Harper Collins Robert French Unabridged dictionary that has been my companion for many years: “I don’t give a flying fuck.”

Enculer – to bugger/fuck in the ass.  This can be used literally, for example in explicit erotic book passages or sexts, or figuratively, as in the expression Va te faire enculer! (Go fuck yourself!/Bugger off!)

Enculé/Enculée – An asshole. There is a feminine form of this French swear word, but I’ve never seen or heard it used – this seems to be an insult mostly reserved for men. It is a very common one, too.

Enculer les mouches – Literally, “to fuck flies in the ass”.  This expression – another one of my personal favorites – is a very obscene, imagery-rich way to say “to nitpick.”

Se casser/Casse-toi (or how to sound like Sarkozy)

Hipster woman show middle finger, fuck you off sign

Literally “Break yourself,” the equivalent of Casse-toi is “Sod/fuck off”.

If you don’t say it directly to someone, se casser would be the equivalent of “get out of here/there.” Elle a mis le collier dans sa poche. Puis elle s’est cassée. (She put the necklace in her pocket. Then she got out of there.); Je n’en ai rien à branler!  Je me casse! (I don’t give a fuck!  I’m out of here!)

Beyond the bad word: In 2008, then-President Nicolas Sarkozy, who was widely considered a rich, elitist snob out of touch with the common man, was on an official visit to the annual Salon de l’Agriculture (Agricultural Exposition), when there was some booing, and a man in the packed crowd said not to touch him. Casse-toi alors, pauv’ con (Then sod off, asshole), was Sarkozy’s muttered reply.

Unfortunately for him, the phrase was picked up by reporters’ sound equipment. It might be understandable if you or I said it, but in this case, it was considered by many as a sign of the President’s lack of regard for the common man. It remains a cultural reference to this day.

Chier (or how to talk about what annoys you)

Chier – To shit.

Faire chier. A wonderful, versatile expression that ultimately shows annoyance.  If used reflexively (most commonly Je me fais chier), it means to be fucking bored or annoyed.   Fait chier! is a common exclamatory phrase that means “Shit!”

Note from Benjamin: this is an expression I heard a lot last time I went to Paris. Every time a train was cancelled, I could hear lots of “ils font vraiment chier !”.

À  chier – shitty/garbage. Le film était à chier. (The movie was shitty.)

Chiant(e) – bloody annoying.This can be used to describe a living being (Je ne veux pas voir Sandra et son chien – ils sont chiants tous les deux ! (I don’t want to see Sandra and her dog – they’re both bloody annoying !)) or a situation (Sa mère lui a dit qu’il doit assister au repas familial au lieu de venir au bar avec nous vendredi soir ?  C’est chiant. (His mom told him he has to have dinner with his family instead of going out to the bar with us on Friday night?  That’s bloody annoying.))

Con (or how to say stupid in French)

Con/Conne – Stupid and/or unpleasant

This may be the most versatile, nuanced French swear word.  Basically, it’s a harsh way to say “idiot” or “stupid”, and can also be used as a noun, for “idiot.”  But it’s not always used to show a lack of intelligence; it can also be employed similarly to “asshole,” “cunt,” or “twat”.  Of course, there can simply be an overlap between the two.  Interestingly, this versatility only applies to when it’s used as a noun; when it’s an adjective, it exclusively suggests a lack of intelligence.


Ne l’écoute pas, c’est un con. (Don’t listen to him, he’s an idiot/asshole.)

Ne l’écoute pas, il est con. (Don’t listen to him, he’s stupid.)

Beyond the bad word: Le dîner de cons is an iconic French film starring Thierry Lhermitte and Jacques Villeret.  It tells the story of a group of elitist assholes (cons) who seek out truly stupid or boring people (cons) and invite them to a group dinner where they’re unknowingly the subject of mockery and a contest to find the dumbest one.

But something goes wrong, and zaniness ensues.  It’s a great film to watch to understand one common source of humor for the French: making fun of naïve or stupid people (although the film does sort of question whether anyone really is completely con) and is genuinely funny.

C’est con – It’s too bad/What a shame.

As the use of con suggests, it implies that the failure was due to stupidity/foolishness/the meaninglessness of life, depending on who you’re talking to.

C’est pas con – That’s pretty smart.

Prendre [quelqu’un] pour un con/une conne – To take someone for a fool.

Cinquante euros pour une mini-Tour Eiffel !  Tu me prends pour une conne?  (Fifty euros for a mini-Eiffel Tower!  You think I’m an idiot?]

Connard/Connasse. These are related to con/conne but are more obscene and much harsher.  One cold night, a lady stepped in front of me in the taxi line at the Gare Montparnasse, and I spontaneously yelled out, “Connasse!” as she stole my cab. I’ve never felt more French.

Connerie(s) – A mistake/foolishness. Faire une connerie or faire des conneries are expressions you’ll hear quite often in France. They can imply doing (a) stupid act(s), or more subtly, things that are morally objectionable or unkind, for example cheating on your significant other.

The meaning and use of theFrench swear word couille

Couille– Literally “ball” (testicle). The word alone can also be an insult, short for couille molle (pansy, pussy), and by extension, may veer into hate speech, with the term being a hateful one for homosexual men.  So, it’s probably best not to use this one as an insult, although it’s perfectly okay to refer to testicles this way (in a context where you can say gros mots, of course)

Je m’en bats les couilles. Literally, “I hit my balls (testicles) with it.”  This is another way to say, “I don’t give a fuck.”

partir en couille – To go to shit

casser les couilles – To annoy, make things hard for someone, to be a pain in the ass. Literally “to break someone’s balls”.

(un/une)casse-couille – a buster/a troublemaker/pain in the ass. Dès qu’elle sait que sa sœur a le béguin pour un garçon, elle le lui dit. Quelle casse-couille! (As soon as she knows her sister has a crush on a boy, she tells him. What a troublemaker!

Couillon/Couillonne – Another obscene way to say “idiot,” although not as harsh as connard/connasse. It literally means “little testicle.”  Although there is a feminine form, I’ve personally never heard a woman called this – and using it seems to be more common among men, at least in my experience.   Interestingly, in the south of France, couillon can be a term of endearment. Still, as a foreigner, I’d be careful trying to fit in with the locals by attempting to use it this way….

How to say ass  in French

Cul – Ass. The obscene anatomical term, not someone who is acting like an ass (for an example of that, look at many other words on this list.)

Beyond the bad word:  You may have heard someone ask for “du PQ” or “papier q”, one of the many French terms for toilet paper.  The “q” is actually a stand-in for cul, since both are pronounced the same way.

Despite that, this term is used pretty frequently. I’d say it’s moderately impolite and obscene.  You’d never ask an authority figure for “PQ,” but if you ask your friends or even people your own age, it probably won’t come off as horribly offensive or inappropriate.

Trou du cul – The literal, vulgar way to say asshole (body part). And of course, it can be used to describe people who are assholes, too.  Among younger or hip people, it’s often common to hear it truncated:   trouduc – and to see it written that way in literature, online, etc., as well.

Film de cul – Literally, “ass film”, this is a vulgar and very common term for a porno.

A few other useful French curse words you should know

Bordel – a mess.This word literally means bordello or brothel, and is used in that sense, as well.  You’ll know the difference if you hear someone say, C’était un vrai bordel and you know they’re not talking about visiting a maison close.

Bordel de merde.A very popular phrase.  It is not used in its literal sense, although a brothel made of shit gives you the idea of just how bad things are when this is pulled out.  It’s usually used as a stand-alone expression, not as a noun.  Example: (You’re having a bad day and then you stub your toe: Bordel de merde!)

Foutre le bordel – Make a bloody mess. This can be literal or figurative.

Dégage ! – Get out of my way! /Fuck off!  The verb dégager used to suggest movement – especially that of expulsing something – in non-obscene contexts, as well. As a swear word, it actually really depends on the way a person uses it.  It would never be polite to say to someone if you want them to get out of your way, but it can range from “Move!” or “Get out of my way!” to “Fuck off!” depending on how angry/frustrated the speaker is.

Dégueulasse (sometimes shortened to “Dégueu”).  Disgusting/repugnant.  This can refer to a thing, a person, an action, a situation, etc. It’s used all the time, especially on reality TV and by teens across France, and is only moderately obscene. Still, when in polite company, use its perfectly above-board sibling, dégoûtant(e), instead. I say this from experience.

Ducon – A portmanteau of con and the common French last name Dupont (the equivalent of Smith in English), this is something you can yell at a man who is acting like an insipid idiot. Example: In my head as I try to hurry to a meeting and the guy in front of me is walking ridiculously slowly on the otherwise busy sidewalk: Oui, c’est ça, prends ton temps, ducon!  (Yeah, that’s right, take your time, asshole!)

Emmerder – To annoy…or worse. Literally, “to immerse in shit.” But the most common usage is without a doubt Je t’emmerde – basically, Screw you!

s’emmerder – to be bored shitless. Example: Je m’emmerde.  On se casse ? (I’m bored.  Want to get out of here?)

Emmerdeur/Emmerdeuse – Pain in the ass/shit-stirrer.  This is one of my favorite French expressions because I love how it so concisely sums up one of my favorite English expressions: shit-stirrer. Here, the shit-stirring can be unintentional (as in the eponymous classic French film), or quite deliberate.

Enfoiré/Enfoirée – Asshole. This word is used a lot in France, and more commonly used for men than for women.

Beyond the bad word: If you’ve been to France or follow French pop culture, you may be surprised to see that many stars call themselves Enfoirés. This (usually) means they’re taking part in a charity group that does concerts to help Les Restos du Coeur, a charity established by French comedic legend Coluche.

Coluche looked a bit like a clown but was never afraid to speak out about social injustice.  He died under mysterious circumstances (some claim he was murdered by political rivals) in 1986, but Les Restos du Coeur and Les Enfoirés continue to be popular.

garce – Bitch.  This is normally an insult for women, but, as in English, could be used for a man, either to imply that you’re insulting his masculinity, or (usually jokingly) in gay culture.

Ta gueule – Shut the fuck/hell up!  This expression comes from the phrase Ferme ta gueule, but it’s so frequently used that just the last two words are necessary now.

Like some of the other words on this list, this one’s power seems to vary depending on the context and, especially, the tone of the speaker.  It’s often used in French comedies when a person is getting angry or upset – and in those cases, where it doesn’t seem particularly violent or full of loathing, it could be best translated as “Shut the hell up!” or even simply “Shut up!”.

On the other hand, if the person saying it is doing so in an aggressive way, it could probably be better translated as “Shut the fuck up!”

Foutre: the obscene helping verb

Foutre – Basically, an obscene way to say “to do”.  The French have an obscene helping verb! Here are some very common ways it’s used:

Aller se faire foutre – Fuck off /Go fuck yourself.  Va te faire foutre, connard ! (Go fuck yourself, asshole!)

Foutre la merde – to fuck up. Il a foutu la merde dans sa vie. (He fucked up his life.)

Ne rien foutre – To do fuckall.  J’ai passé l’après-midi à ne rien foutre.  (I spent the afternoon doing fuck-all.).  Tu ne fous rien de tes journées. (You do fuckall with your days.)

Rien à foutre (de) – Don’t give a fuck. You can use this phrase on its own – for example: Je n’ai rien à foutre (I don’t give a fuck), or Elle lui a dit de ne pas aller dans la chambre, mais il ne l’a pas écouté.  Rien à foutre. (She asked him not to go into the bedroom, but he didn’t listen. He didn’t give a fuck.). You can also use it with de to express what a fuck is not being given about: Je n’ai rien à foutre de ton match de foot! (I don’t give a fuck about your football/soccer game!).

S’en foutre (de) – don’t give a fuck. This is a very, very common expression. You can use it with or without de, which means “about” in this context.  Here are two examples:

Je m’en fous. – I don’t give a fuck.

Je m’en fous de ton cheval. – I don’t give a fuck about your horse.

Beyond the bad word: Even extraordinary, legendary chanteuse Edith Piaf (imagine endless rows of heart emojis here) has a song called Je m’en fous pas mal.

Merde (or how to say shit in French

Merde – Shit

This seems to be France’s internationally recognized swear word, even if it’s not the most popular among the French (more on that in a little while).  Still, it’s very, very widely used here, both literally and figuratively, as an exclamation and as part of a phrase.

Se foutre dans la merde – Fuck yourself over

Je t’ai dit de ne pas acheter des billets de loto au lieu de payer ton loyer – et voilà, tu t’es foutu dans la merde ! (I told you not to buy lotto tickets instead of paying rent – there you go, you really fucked yourself!)

Beyond the bad word: There are a number of common expressions with foutre, and not all of them are obscene.  You can find a good list here.  Although these phrases are often used, I’d advise being careful with them around polite company. Always try to use an alternative.

_ de merde – Shitty/fucking

This phrase is used to show you dislike or are angered by something. For example: Allez, va acheter tes baskets de merde ! (Go ahead, go buy your fucking sneakers/trainers!) or simply, Bagnole de merde! (Shitty car! /Piece of shit car!)

Merdasse – A more vulgar version of merde

Beyond the bad word: You may have started to notice a pattern with some of these words. The suffix -asse is frequently used to suggest (or add on) obscenity or vulgarity.

Putain: The French’s favorite swear word

Putain – Fuck or damn it.  Literally “whore,” this word is the more versatile form of “fuck” in French. It’s not a verb, so does not describe the act of fucking or of being fucked over; instead, it can be an exclamation pertaining to a range of emotions – frustration, anger, joy, surprise, awe.

In the south of France, it’s often used to punctuate or even fill in sentences, which could be a bit disconcerting for a first-time visitor.

Beyond the bad word: According to a recent poll, putain is the favorite curse word of native French and expats alike. It is a fun word to say and does seem to perfectly resonate in your mouth when you’re angry.

On the other hand, the article accompanying the poll also points out that this word is widely used and isn’t always excessively obscene, the way “fuck” is.  Although it’s never appropriate to say in front of kids or authority figures, depending on context and tone, its meaning can in some cases be as watered down as simply, “Whoa!”

putain de… – fucking…  As in, Mon putain de congélateur ne marche pas – il va falloir manger toutes les glaces. (My fucking freezer doesn’t work – now we’ll have to eat all the ice cream.)

Putain de merde – Literally “whore of shit”, this is what French people say when they’re really mad!

Putain de bordel de merde – This is what French people say when they’re really, REALLY mad!

Pute/Pétasse – “Whore”. By extension, “slut.”

Fils de pute – Son of a bitch (Literally “son of a whore.”). Note that, while in English, you can just yell “Son of a bitch!” when you’re mad about something, in French, this is an insult directed specifically at someone.

A few useful French insults

Sa/ta race – The word race is a general term for a racial group or a breed of animal, but of course the connotation of the idea of “race” can make it a bit charged.  This is probably why this word has also entered into the French swear words lexicon, although the phrases it’s associated with are insults unto themselves and not racist in connotation. Since these insults originated in the banlieue (the French equivalent of inner cities), it may simply have unfortunately been a term many of its originators were used to. Today, you’ll usually hear or see the phrase enculé de ta race or Nique ta race, whose meaning Urban Dictionary explains nicely.

Salaud – A real son of a bitch.  This word is always masculine; the feminine counterpart I’ve seen most often used is salope.

Sale…  “Dirty/Rotten”.  Example: Sale gosse!  (Rotten kid!)

Salope – Bitch, slut, cow.  

Se taire – Shut up!  Like its English counterpart, this isn’t so much obscene, as impolite.  “Tais-toi” is the most common form.

Some French curse words to know, but never use.

Personally, I love swear words and use them regularly. Armed with this list now you, too, can go forth and (when reasonable) pepper your conversation with them, if you choose.  But there are some French swear words that I decided not to include on this list because they put something into the world that most of us don’t want there: hatred and prejudice.

It’s easy to find racial slurs in French, as well as insulting terms for members of the LBGT community, disabled people, women, people of various religious beliefs and other nationalities – well, just about anyone –  simply by doing an online search. Depending on who you talk to and what media or entertainment you’re exposed to, you may know some already.

It’s not a good thing to use these words, especially today, when ignorance is rarely a real excuse. But it is important to recognize them, since they do make up a part of the language and social history of France, and so that you understand what’s being expressed in case anyone ever uses one of them when referring to you or a friend/loved one.

Probably the most common insults of this type are pédale (faggot – although depending on context, this can simply mean a bike pedal) and pédé (fag), which are also used as an alternative for “pussy”/ “poof”.  I’m including these particular examples because they’re very widespread.  This isn’t to say that French culture is particularly homophobic – unfortunately, you’ll find words like these in many languages, especially online. You’re likely to come across these terms at some point, but I hope you’ll never use them.

Wait a minute…what about sacrebleu?!

pirate ship
Don’t use sacrebleu unless you are a pirate!

It’s the gros mot (swear word) we all imagine the French saying, but like most stereotypes about the French, this one isn’t true. Sacrebleu, as it’s actually spelled in French (and not sac,le bleu), was a bona fide French swear word in medieval times.  Back then, swear words were often tied to blasphemy.  The origins of sacrebleu are debated, but it probably comes from sacré bleu – “sacred bruise,” as in a sacred wound of Christ.  To use this as a simple expression of surprise or anger was not cool at the time.

Over the centuries, however, French swear words veered into sexual acts or lack of intelligence territory. This phenomenon has been observed by linguists in other languages (including English), as well.  If you’re intrigued by the history and evolution of “bad words,” I highly recommend giving this Lexicon Valley podcast episode a listen.

All that to say, if you say sacrebleu to a French person today, they’ll probably stare at you, a bit confused.  They definitely won’t be offended.

Okay, but what about zut

Unlike sacrebleu, Zut and its common emphasizing phrase Zut alors! are used by contemporary French people fairly often.  But they don’t make the cut because they’re not really obscene. They’re the equivalent of “darn” and “Darn it!” in English.

What are French swear words from other French-speaking countries?

Of course, each region, cultural group, and francophone country also has its own specific swear words – in addition, of course, to the standards on this list.

One of the best- known among other French speakers hails from Quebec: tabarnak (side note: swear words in Quebecois often don’t follow that evolutionary rule about blasphemy – a number of them relate directly to Catholicism.)   You can do an online search for “Swear words from [country/region]” to get a more extensive list pertaining to the place that interests you.

What are the most common French swear words?

As you’ve probably realized by now, the French tend to swear a lot.  So it’s surprising that no major French survey seems to have been done regarding how frequently particular swear words are used.

Then again, this can be hard to gauge, since we all have our own personal vocabulary and some situations may call for modifying what words you use, etc.

Still, I want answers, don’t you?

The best I could find was the frequency chart included in this blog post (which is also an excellent piece unto itself), which puts merde as the most often uttered, followed distantly by putain, which kind of surprised me, since the French people I spend time with tend to use putain (or other words on my list) more.

So, take it with a grain of salt, maybe?  The important takeaway, though, is that merde and putain are the king and queen of French curse words.  If you only learn two, those are the two to know.

Note from  Benjamin: the frequency list the French Together course is based upon also confirms that merde and putain are the most common French curse words.

Of course, the fun thing about curse words – like any vocabulary – is that, as long as they make sense in context, you can pick and choose the ones you like. Recognize the biggies, but feel free to build your own personalized French swear word repertoire!

Alysa Salzberg

Alysa Salzberg is an American writer, worrier, teacher, and cookie enthusiast who has lived in Paris, France, for more than a decade. She has taught English and French for more than ten years, most notably as an assistante de langue vivante for L'Education Nationale. She recently published her first novel, Hearts at Dawn, a "Beauty and the Beast" retelling that takes place during the 1870 Siege of Paris. You can read about her adventures here, or feel free to stop by her website.

16 thoughts on “Swear like a Parisian: 61 French Swear Words Your Teacher Doesn’t Want You to Know”

Comments Policy

I would love to hear your thoughts about this article/lesson. Just make sure that your comment is relevant to the content of the article and adds to the conversation. Rude, racist and off-topic comments will not be approved.

Please also make sure to proofread your comment before posting. If you write in French, your comment doesn't need to be perfect but please use a tool like Bon Patron to spot common mistakes.

  1. I suppose those on here who are complaining about cunt vs. vagina have never read about the differences in the etymology of “cunt” and “vagina.” Cunt likely comes from the word “cunnus” in Latin which was a word for female genitalia. Cunt in Old English meant “birth canal” which I do not think is a meaning of which to be ashamed. Vagina, on the other hand, was from the Latin word that meant “sheath for a sword” or “scabbard.” Around the 1680s, the medical word came into use for this part of a woman’s anatomy (which not all women have.) If you are aware of “The Vagina Monologues” the word “cunt” is used more than once. Some feminists such as Betty Friedan believed that the word “cunt” was too derogatory, while many other feminists then and now wish to reclaim the word “cunt.” Just as many women today wish to reclaim the word “bitch,” with buttons, shirts, etc. about “sassy bitch,” etc.

    It’s your right to be offended, of course. And it’s is others’ right not to be offended. But it helps to know a little about the etymology of the word. I don’t mind using the word “husband” for my husband, but I am not called his “wife” since I don’t like the etymology of that word. In general, I look at where words came from, and I look at how they are being used. I do not like or condone hate speech. If people within a particular group, say LGBT+ people use certain words, and you are accepted into that group, even as an ally, sure, you can use them. But from outside the group, it’s a big no. I’m sure you all can think of other examples. And then there is the tone in which the word is used. I can call my friend when she is overly excited a “psychocunt,” and we will both laugh hysterically. But I would teach my children words such as “vagina” and “penis.” Not every word needs to be medicalized (and I’m a physician.) Just as not every word from business speak needs to enter any language.

    Also, please don’t visit Australia, if you are offended by cunt. (I don’t know about New Zealand.) And if you are American, don’t say “fanny” in England.

  2. It’s ironic that you say you hope people won’t use misogynistic or homophobic swear words when most of these words (con/connard – cunt or vagina) are inherently misogynistic as they either mean vag or whore (surprise, surprise). A shame women don’t ever cut this trash down. It would be so easy. Language is not an accident and we choose what we don’t change. Can’t complain about misogyny if you’re perpetuating it every time you open your mouth.

    • Knowledge and facts are not misogynistic. The purpose of the blog post is to educate people about the real language that people in France actually use, not to make moral judgments about that language. Knowledge is always useful. It can tell people what kinds of phrases NOT to use, for example. Or in my case, being a writer, it could be useful when creating a French character in a story, to make that character more realistic (even if not very admirable). Political correctness is the enemy of knowledge and learning.

  3. Hi, great reading this, vividly reminding me (Dutch) of the vocabulary of my French peers on the vacations I spent in France as a teenager. Funny how, while reading, I was impressed with the precision of your English idioms – convinced as I was that you were French ????
    Thanks !

  4. The best explanation of the French insults I’ve seen, for a French expat it make me proud and I laught, thanks. At beginning I think you were a French writer, but bravo! You should make a thesis.
    “T’es con !” Can be said to a friend with a smile to say “you’re funny” affective sense.
    “Fils de pute” is at the frontier of the bad insults, saying that to someone meaning that you are very hungry and quasi ready to fight, in rare case, with good friends you can use it as “t’es con” in other sense for meaning that your friend made something smart and hack the system “haha, quel fils de pute!”
    And thanks to not put the others bad words, hungry, close minded and racist, the bad side of the insult force.

    • Con means cunt. I don’t care if it’s “old-fashioned.” It’s still inherently misogynistic and does NOT mean “penis” (god forbid). Incredible how women perpetuate this garbage.

  5. As an author of very modest success who prefers to “get it right” even in fiction, I thank you for these current, everyday swears.

  6. Nice writing, I couldn’t agree more.
    I came here randomly by searching for the Mérovingien’s quote in Matrix, the (in)famous :
    “Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your ass with silk, I love it.”

    It’s actually very easy to make a french curse generator : concatenate a few items of the list below and just remove the first “de” or “d'”.

    de branleur
    de bordel
    de bâtard
    de charogne
    de connard
    de connasse
    de con
    de conne
    de crevard
    de crevure
    de fils de pute
    de fiote
    de fumier
    de garce
    de gros lard
    de merde
    de nom de Dieu
    de pétasse
    de pignouf
    de putain
    de pute
    de sac à merde
    de sac à foutre
    de saleté
    de salopard
    de salope
    de saloperie
    de sous merde
    de ta mère
    de ta race
    de tocard
    de trouduc

    Bien sûr, cette liste n’est pas exhaustive. Je vous laisse le soin de la compléter à vote guise ^^

    Bien à vous.

  7. I ran across the expression “tes minouteries” in a 1958 novel. Two women are discussing a man. One (a prostitute) is in love with him and wants to sleep with him, but he isn’t interested. Her friend is trying to be encouraging, and says that between his being drunk and “tes minouteries,” it should all work out. I’m guessing it’s something like a crude version of “your feminine charms” – your sweet pussy, maybe? All I’m finding online is cat boarding facilities in Paris…! Any ideas on that one? Merci!

  8. Merci!
    Les gros mots sont très utiles. La vie n’est pas toujours gentille. Parfois, il faut dire et penser des choses négatives.

    Merci encore, parce que maintenant on peut savoir quand les utiliser.

  9. Vraiment?!?!?!

    So, if I had indeed started my B2 essay with “Qoi ce bordel!” and went from there I might have aced the thing?


  10. Je ne peux pas arreter de rire!

    “Enculer les mouches” BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Merci Benjamin, j’ai eu besoin de rire aujourd’hui. Quelquefois, les etudes me fait chier! (C’est ca, oui?)

    Cela me rappelle de la scene de Matrix: Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de conard d’encule de ta mere.”

    Il avait raison, “it’s like wiping your ass with silk.”


Leave a Comment